About me...


Greetings to you and thank you for clicking this bit of the website. By doing so I can assume you are keen to know more about who I am and that’s great news. Well where to start? I grew up on Military barracks all over England, Germany and Northern Ireland. I went to boarding school in the depths of Cumbria from the aged 6. For 9 years I was part of an improv comedy group called “The Noise Next door” (we weren’t half bad actually). I am now “riding solo” and currently living in The Tower of London.

I’m a bit of a posh twat. Like, I’m from a very posh background. I’m trying to be humble about it, but it’s hard. Over Christmas I woke up and someone had put an ice skating rink in the moat!


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